Technical Blog of an Amish Network Administrator

I’m not going to be able to post anything much for the next few days due to an emergency bathroom remodel.  So here’s a simple list of my pet peeves for the time being.  (More on the Snort Sensor is coming soon…)

1. Semi-Auto pistols on TV shows that go “click click click” on an empty magazine when the actor pulls the trigger multiple times.
2. People who feel the need to stop right inside or outside the door of grocery stores to adjust jackets, look at receipts, count change, pick their ass, whatever.  Get the fsck out of the door, other people do exist in the world.
3. Toyota Prius’.
4. People from New Jersey that feel the need to video tape cows chewing their cud.  They’re cows, that’s what they fscking do.  You don’t need to hold up traffic so you can video tape them.
5. The added default sound of a hammer being cocked on TV shows when the person is holding a Glock, and the additional sound that’s always added when someone draws a pistol from a holster.
6. People that can’t seem to figure out the difference in chose, choose, lose, loose and many of the other most basic spelling errors that they should have learned in the second grade.
7. Twitter.
8. Users that feel the need to come to me with problems the very instant I sit down to each lunch, I guess I don’t get a break, I was only sitting at my desk all friggen morning.
9. Sales strumpets.
10. People that block the entire aisle in a store with their shopping cart and are completely oblivious that there are other people attempting to shop.
11. Walmart Greeters.
12. Tourists that stray off the main roads on to the back roads, keep off of them, that’s how us locals avoid you guys.
13. Stores that feel that since they installed self service checkout that they don’t need to have live checkout people working.
14. Bikers who think that the Tour De France is on local roads and that they don’t have to follow the rules of the road.  Yo, dumbass, the spandex biking suit looks like shit and move the fsck over, you don’t belong in the middle of the road.
15. Users that ask “Is Internet Explorer down” if our internet connection goes down for whatever reason.  These are the same people that only recently canceled their AOL accounts.

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